I have had a dream since I was about 14. This dream is to become a video ho. I want to dance in a pair of hot pants and a wifebeater while some rapper pontificates about the size of my ass and what he’d like to do to it. To work towards this dream, I often dance like the women featured in the videos below in my room with the door closed.
If I could get my ass to do what these ladies are doing, I would be that much closer to nirvana.
This entire video contains some of the most amAAAzing shit I have ever seen ever. My love fore Beyonce runs deep. When I learn how to do what this bitch is doing in this video, that is the only way I am going to walk for the rest of my life.
Misadventures. 